My Rules

Advanced booking is greatly appreciated and highly recommended.
The donation for our arrangement should be in an envelope and left in clear view for me to see upon my arrival. Never make me ask for it.
To fully enjoy a meeting, you must be freshly showered, well-groomed, smell nice, and have minty-fresh breath. Please be respectful and always be a gentleman. Your kindness, generosity, and chivalry will be appreciated and rewarded.